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therightful: I destroyed your city come over ;)

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[A post for inbox and possibly overflow threads for Ardyn (AOL username: therightful) at Isle of Avalon.]

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[omnicrafter]

[It had only come out during a random conversation, but the fact Emet-Selch had been used by Ardyn was a ticking time bomb for Irhya to go and kick his arse. He probably didn't even expect her to storm off with the intent of making someone hurt, but if he can go on a murderous rampage, she can rough someone up a little on his behalf.]

Oi. Ardyn?

[problemsoncauthess]

[Hm, now that's unexpected. He's spent some time trying to avoid his brother, but no one else seemed interested in Ardyn much; even his earlier "victims" and interrogators. Suddenly getting a message, much less one from someone he doesn't recognize... Curious.]

Yes?

[omnicrafter]

It's Irhya. Remember me?

I need words with you.

[problemsoncauthess]

[Oh yes, the girl with the cat ears and tail! Look at how nice he is, actually remembering her.]

Oh yes, we've met briefly, have we not? What is it, my girl?

[omnicrafter]

Do I really need to tell you what this is about?

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[hor]

I found you!

[ It's not like he got his contact info when they met. But Horus is pretty good at calling in favors and finding people, so eventually he got the digits. 😎 Time to harass Mr. Destructive. ]

[problemsoncauthess]

[Oh, if only Ardyn was ever in the mood to admit to anything, ever. You could walk in on him stabbing someone and he'd still be like "who, me?".]

Is that not the polite thing to do?

[problemsoncauthess]

[Fortunately, Ardyn at least isn't Somnus so he knows how to use the phones. But he is less good at figuring out who the hell is texting him, apart from some obvious cases.]

Have you, now?

[omnicrafter]

Oh, please. I think we've passed the point of being polite.

Does the Calamity ring any bells?

[problemsoncauthess]

The Calamity. Hmmm.

No, I cannot say it does. Did something happen?

[ABSOLUTE. BASTARD.]

[omnicrafter]

A little bird told me you made it worse. And used a handful of unsuspecting saps to do it.

Don't make me beat the confession out of you.

[problemsoncauthess]

Now, now, let us be careful with our accusations. Who told you that?

[omnicrafter]

Like I'm gonna set the person that told me up for potential revenge.

I know what I'm accusing you of. Are you going to tell me it's not true?

[hor]

Yes!

[ He sends him a selfie to announce his identity. Horus has taken great pains to practice- he prefers speaking solely in emoji but he knows there are a lot of people who somehow can't comprehend picture-only texts even if it's a pain for Horus to write out full sentences in hieroglyphs so the phones can translate them. No one has told him about voice-to-text yet. ]

[problemsoncauthess]

I just might. I do not take too kindly to slander. Now, what was it exactly that you were told?

[omnicrafter]

That's not a very committed answer.

I already told you, didn't I? You tricked a few people into causing the apocalypse or some such. What happened afterward, I don't know, but there's no pointing the finger at anyone else.

[problemsoncauthess]

[Good, let Horus suffer through having to write things out. As far as Ardyn is concerned, it's really funny.]

Ah, the young god! And now that you have found me, what is it that you want? Another round of interrogation? Or did you need someone to help you out with your 'M streak'?

[problemsoncauthess]

Now, now, it was not such a 'trick'. I merely forgot to specify some things, yes, but they could have easily refused me. Am I to blame for others' thoughtlessness?

[omnicrafter]

Lying by omission, I'm sure.

You still haven't outright denied it, either.

[problemsoncauthess]

Ah, is that what you are looking for? In that case, it was not my doing.

[hor]

Haha, don't joke about that. Gods go into heat in the spring you know! I'm just about dying behaving myself here!

[omnicrafter]

Bit late for that when you already conceded you "forgot to specify some things" to them.

Where are you? Or do I have to hunt you down?

[problemsoncauthess]

[Honestly that's really funny regardless of whether it's true or not. He remembers now why he liked Horus even back during the interrogation.]

Go into heat? Now that is unexpected. So you require help with that, then?

[hor]

That wasn't why I texted but I'll think about it! You can't top me if you're interested, you know?
Where are you?

[problemsoncauthess]

You say that is not why you texted me, my boy, but each new thing you say seems to be in contradiction with that. Why do you wish to know?