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therightful: I destroyed your city come over ;)

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[A post for inbox and possibly overflow threads for Ardyn (AOL username: therightful) at Isle of Avalon.]

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[problemsoncauthess]

[Good, let Horus suffer through having to write things out. As far as Ardyn is concerned, it's really funny.]

Ah, the young god! And now that you have found me, what is it that you want? Another round of interrogation? Or did you need someone to help you out with your 'M streak'?

[hor]

Haha, don't joke about that. Gods go into heat in the spring you know! I'm just about dying behaving myself here!

[problemsoncauthess]

[Honestly that's really funny regardless of whether it's true or not. He remembers now why he liked Horus even back during the interrogation.]

Go into heat? Now that is unexpected. So you require help with that, then?

[hor]

That wasn't why I texted but I'll think about it! You can't top me if you're interested, you know?
Where are you?

[problemsoncauthess]

You say that is not why you texted me, my boy, but each new thing you say seems to be in contradiction with that. Why do you wish to know?

[hor]

It's a happy side-effect is all!
I think you're interesting, if foolhardy, I wish to pick your brain about a few things.

[problemsoncauthess]

Pick my brain... literally or figuratively? I'm afraid I cannot concede to one of those.

[hor]

I'm a god, not a zombie!

[problemsoncauthess]

[fuck. i think they don't have pure zombies in ffxv lore]

And a zombie is?..

[hor]

Those things that were all over the Land of Rot that eat brains before you woke up the cursed fellow.

[problemsoncauthess]

Ah, those! We would simply call them daemons where I come from. Very useful creatures, truly.

[hor]

Daemons... I suppose it is just as strange a name regardless. Why do the dead rise so often in other realms? They are meant to rest.
Though I suppose I am texting a ghost. 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔👻👻👻👻👻👻👻

[problemsoncauthess]

How rude! I am not dead yet, I'll have you know. Though some rest would not come amiss. One cannot be working all the time, after all.

Do you drink, perchance?